China: We need to stop pirates. China has plans to take over world. Pirates greatly interfere with world domination. This not work for us.
U.S.: Blow them up.
France: Ah! America! That is exactly the wrong thing to do. It only makes them angry. Non! We must find their weakness and exploit it! Wine, women, cable. There must be something they want.
India: They want money you stupid little man! They keep taking our ships and we keep paying them. This is a very very good deal for the pirates. India supports blowing them up!
U.S.: Right, we're agreed. Blow them up.
China: Uh, we only small pre-industrial country, with few tiny people, little resources, we not helpful here, we let you big countries work it out, OK, bye now!
U.S.: We're gonna blow them up.
India: Yes, let's.
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