Thursday, April 16, 2009

Whose The Extremist?

Department of Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano has been standing by her report that there are right-wing extremists in our country and they might be really really mean to liberals at some point in the future, or something to that effect, I just read the headlines. Anyhow, it got me thinking,what does a right wing extremist look like?


James Bond. Good looking, smart, nice car, and he's not afraid to kill people that need it.

So what does a left-wing extremist look like?


The alien. A creature so hostile it can live in space and bleeds acid.

So now what kind of person accuses James Bond of being a terrorist?


A militant gun toting lesbian.


Kim Cotterman said...

I think you are giving them too much credit. A militant lesbian wouldn't carry a gun...she'd choose something else since she doesn't believe in the right to bear arms-- like her ugly Subaru to run James Bond over.

RedHorse said...

You insult the Alien. It behaves the way it is supposed to. Liberals choose to be hostile.

Genuis said...

Sorry RedHorse. I would apologize to the Alien, but it would probably kill me.