Department of Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano has been standing by her report that there are right-wing extremists in our country and they might be really really mean to liberals at some point in the future, or something to that effect, I just read the headlines. Anyhow, it got me thinking,what does a right wing extremist look like?
Answer:
James Bond. Good looking, smart, nice car, and he's not afraid to kill people that need it.
So what does a left-wing extremist look like?
Answer:
The alien. A creature so hostile it can live in space and bleeds acid.
So now what kind of person accuses James Bond of being a terrorist?
Answer:
A militant gun toting lesbian.
James Bond. Good looking, smart, nice car, and he's not afraid to kill people that need it.
The alien. A creature so hostile it can live in space and bleeds acid.
3 comments:
I think you are giving them too much credit. A militant lesbian wouldn't carry a gun...she'd choose something else since she doesn't believe in the right to bear arms-- like her ugly Subaru to run James Bond over.
You insult the Alien. It behaves the way it is supposed to. Liberals choose to be hostile.
Sorry RedHorse. I would apologize to the Alien, but it would probably kill me.
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